This isn't going to be your typical blog that throws a bunch of unnecessary words to take up space on a screen. No, this is my personal space to share my journey and descent into madness. As long as I can remember I have been caught between wanting the simple life growing my own food far from people and suburbia... where I am a stones throw form the nearest Whole Foods and hot yoga studio. I have NO CLUE what I am doing so I have decided the insanity that comes with wanting a tiny homestead chockfull of chickens and goats is in order. I am also hell-bent on learning about bee keeping, woodworking, milking said goats, and making my own wine. Fuck it! I am free to be the crazy cat and chicken lady. Come follow  me on my path to enlightenment and finding myself. Buckle up! It's going to get bumpy. We are going to grow things, eat things, build things, kill a lot of things, and talk about really inappropriate stuff along the way sometimes, okay?